Who am I? You may refer to me as Kerebros or The Red Specs if you like. Where am I? I'm sure you know if you're really nosy.
Why am I doing this?
The purpose of this blog is to ... "express myself", hehehe. But what you might find may not be pleasant and in fact, it can even be consider blasphemous. You see, I can sometimes be one of those weird people from PETA who can ruin your day. If you're eating seafood, I might appear behind you and scream, "NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE SEAKITTENS!" and continue blabbing until the lobster you're eating slowly morphs into an actual kitten in your mind.
On the other hand, you will find a wide range of post on various topics that may be a taboo for some. Hopefully, you people are tolerant enough not to play the race card against me and have my blog or account banned. All forms of criticisms are welcome. Even hate mails although it is in your best interest not to for I am post them in different places and make fun of 'em, hehehe.
In the most extreme case where you are truly offended and wish to hunt me down and take my skull as a war trophy, I suggest you give up. The exact location of my hidden base is unknown and you will never find me. Should you ever discover it, it is futile to make any attempts on my life. My entire base is covered in bandit-barrier making me immune to your drive-bys. There are scameras around ma hood so that I will be able to track you. Then I will be the one after your skull.
What you may also find here is unintentional eventizing of things I like from films to food. Since this is the internet, I am lax in grammar and spelling. Sometimes they may be intentional. Sometimes accidental. Please, don't be a grammar Nazi. I promise that my writing will never deteriorate to the point of bushism.
Enough said, peace my brotha!
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